Where are those Socks?

It's right there, in front of you!

And Still they Expect Us to be Their Best Friends

Wow. I've Never Seen Such a Big Animal before. And What's with the Mudflaps?

Happiness is a Dirty Stick Full of Ants

And we Promise Never to Bark Again. Just, Please God, Make Her Stop Dressing Us Up

That's Too Loud!

I had an idea once. It was a really good idea. It had something to do with food...

How Many Girls Do You Know Who Have to Take a Bus to the Prom?

I Wish I Could Floss My Own Teeth

You Put Your Right Foot in...

Bring that Hand an Inch Closer and You're Going to Lose it.

Yes, Dear, I'm Listening

"C'mon Honey...time to go to the Vet"